mindswell.org
proudly presents
names for bands

with due deference to jello biafra
here's some cool names for bands...
 

i am no longer marking band names "taken",
as there is no mechanism for ensuring that others
don't use the name as well.  your best protection
at exclusive use of the name is to become
successful  before someone else does

:

jolly

limber

squanto

dickface

***taken--->main stream<---taken***

bomb droppers

the bomb droppers

baptism by puncture wound

philadelphia lizard and the bionic mortal

*?* nattering nabobs of negativism *?*

unfixable flaw

***taken--->stageblood<---taken***

***taken--->downward dog<---taken***

***taken--->earthlings for peace<---taken***

unpleasable creatures

***taken--->leave it to beaver<---taken***

frankly

***taken--->authoritah<---taken***

celebrity cadavers

***taken--->lambs are adorable<---taken***

interplanetary reincarnation

*?* ravencrow neversmiles *?*

***taken--->pocket messiah<---taken***

flawed cheese

pocket cheese

flawed messiah

cacophony

flow

eat

***taken--->stranger<---taken***

***taken--->civil anarchy<---taken***

*?* the great pumpkin *?*

***taken--->point of forgiveness<---taken***

crumbs until payday

wrong number

***taken--->overcome<---taken***

bloated

nifty

haywire

good cookies

***taken--->warmongers' philosophy<---taken***

fight to win

***taken--->bloody<---taken***

interloper

tiananmen squared

 superhuman like brando

awkward

cook

or

last

fuckfest

***taken--->whatsoever<---taken***

***taken--->worst case scenario<---taken***

***taken--->hydrogen jukebox<---taken***

willy nilly

up

usurper

cartoon sex

semi-treacherous

holy smokes

itchy

sleek

funny

greenbacks

bush clinton bush

sippenhaft

filibuster

buckle

yummy

nourish

flourish

happenstance

murmur

disquiet

bubba

shmuck

brainfart

swallow

spread

hump

pragmatic

unspeakable

yucky

tasty

thorny

***taken--->flashback<---taken***

***taken--->the unknowns<---taken***

hard boiled eggs

malcontent

***taken--->overdue<---taken***

watermelon

ambiguous mandate

vexed liaison

diminished

meantime

***taken--->blindspot<---taken***

tight

deadpan

somewhere

all thumbs

unclean

cock

overtime

fingerprint

***taken--->dumb puppy<---taken***

fundamentally delicious

deathbed

thwart

***taken--->decline to state<---taken***

quorum

slant

whatnot

***taken--->regardless<---taken***

miscellaneous

overactor

loose

laughter

***taken--->maximum sweetness<---taken***

gilligan

knock

***taken--->fate<---taken***

sullied

unsullied

waxlike smegma

over and over

***taken--->bulldozers<---taken***

chicken

a crisp pear
(or, if your band is a two piece: a crisp pair)

lazy

lazy fate

***taken--->downtown spots<---taken***

thuggery

ain't

fruitcake

prickly

me

profound

***taken--->dumbstruck<---taken***

tight neckties

scapegoat

smelly

outlive jesus

wacky indeed

sneezing fit

bag dad

tits

murky jive

too fine to beg

hoodlums for sale

horny teenagers

poison pill

yellowcake

***taken--->elusive utopia<---taken***

top notch pussy

somesuch funkiness

***taken--->systematic fraud<---taken***

***taken--->low priority<---taken***

einstein

doughnuts

balsamic minister

keith richard's liver

art carney asada

barbara's bush

garfunkle
(if he sues you, you can change it to garfunky)

***taken--->queasy<---taken***

drugs

feet

pervert

god's socks

the lucid barretts

***taken--->accidental meditation<---taken***

captain o' burgerhead

***taken--->mutual disinterest<---taken***

***taken--->complicated<---taken***

gagball

bushy

thyroid

hearty bark

cyanide experiment

loofa

what

plastic vagina

schooled loot

snarky

***taken--->slap happy<---taken***

the real winner

p-fold and the punctured plane

***taken---> duke johnson <---taken***

and

half

anyway

***taken---> yada yada rambings <---taken***

johansen

***taken---> boldfaced lie <---taken***

***taken---> jonestown heavies <---taken***

jonestown

heavy

warm

dumb

bearded

joking locals

shark jumpers

***taken--->overhyped mediocrity<---taken***

pelted by feelings

***taken--->structural failure<---taken***

groin pull

platypus

box

***taken--->bb rebozo<---taken***
(nixon's rumored gay lover)

nixon's gay lover

jones'n

vulva

jones'n for vulva

instrumental

genius

***taken--->nonetheless<---taken***

coup

junky

newsjunky

loser

jumpy

stuck

downslope

waiting tables

***taken--->nimrod<---taken***

gouge

managed

unmanageable

couth

uncouth

gamma ray burster

very dark times

sketchy

details

might

precarious

classy

broke

no lie there

juicy fruit whispers

over

***taken--->nothing<---taken***

***taken--->false profit<---taken***

tomfoolery

afghani stan

cannibal nurses

jesus stole my penis

improperly sterilized equipment

cassandra's warning

***taken--->misunderestimated<---taken***

overwhelming

bubble wrap

free bubbles

joiners

***taken--->leftover<---taken***

caesar killers

bible thumpers

rejoice

dialtone

species

holly's moped

cognitive stew

stunt penis

lickety-split

freshly haircut

pocket full of posse

charlie's brown or charlies brown

vagina

mainstream

abstract talisman

pakistani soil

clean penis

porn foley

astounded

never

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