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my life is a discrepancy
-pat dunsmore
sex is based on imagination, and i have a vivid imagination
-kirk douglas
tune in, turn on, and drop out
-timothy leary
pot paved the way for the reagan
era
by making the symptoms of senility socially acceptable
-a. whitney brown
our smart bombs are smarter than
our high school graduates,
at least the bombs can find kuait on a map
-a. whitney brown
if they made the smart bombs any
smarter,
they might have second thoughts about war
-a. whitney brown
republicans say that government
doesn't work,
and then they get elected and prove it
-p.j. o'rourke
there's something wrong with a
country
that says 'sex is dirty, save it for someone you love'
-sol gordon
sex educator
if ignorance is bliss, this is eden
-diane chambers
"cheers"
when you start out depressed, everything is kind of a pleasant surprise
-lloyd dobbler
"say anything"
comedy is a juxtaposition of texture
-mel brooks
why can't life be like beer commercials?
-bud dry commercial
any fool can take a tiger by the
balls,
but it takes a hero to keep on squeezing
-stephen king
"the dark half"
i don't see the point in growing up
-robert plant
1975
the answer to it all is growing up, developing a balance
-robert plant
1990
a kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
-steve martin
"la story"
the mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation
-henry david thoreau
we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
-oscar wilde
loneliness is a good thing to share with somebody
-coach ernie pantuso
"cheers"
some get high, some get strange, sooner or later it all gets real. walk on
-neil young
if the doors of perception were
cleansed,
everything would appear to man as it truly is, infinite
-william blake
i'm not stoned, this is just how i get when i smoke pot
-anthony lema
praising what is lost makes the remembrance dear
-william shakespear
time is the invincible enemy of the mortal flesh
-the twilight zone
and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make
-lennon and/or mccartney
"the end"
poetry is the crossroads between the mind and the soul
-tim bahler
i hate quotations, tell me what you know
-emerson
man's true home is the mind
-teilhard de chardin
am i a man dreaming he is a
butterfly,
or am i a butterfly dreaming i'm a man?
-chuang tzu
circa 500 BC
dream and reality aren't
competitors,
but reciprocal sources of consciousness
-gail godwin
"dream children"
everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon
-pink floyd
"eclipse"
denile ain't just a river in egypt
-stuart smalley
"saturday night live"
blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed
-bruce springsteen
you have to be trusted by the people that you lie to
-pink floyd
"dogs"
if we let people see that kind of
thing,
there would never again be any war
-senior pentagon official
on the u.s. military censors'
refusal to release video footage
of iraqi soldiers being sliced
in half by helicopter cannon fire
whoever fights monsters should see
to it that
in the process he does not become a monster
-nietzsche
think for yourself, and question authority
-timothy leary
arthur always said it was more difficult being black than having aids
-billy jean king
on arthur ashe
life is a bitch, so fuck hard, eat good, and die
-john singleton
women are the most powerful magnet in the universe, and men are cheap metal
-larry miller
women are like a chinese
box.
you open one little door and another
one opens.
and another. and another.
soon, you've got a tiny
itsy bitsy teeny weeny box
that cannot be opened after all
the trouble,
and
you look around and see the empty ones
lying in a pile
all around you,
laughing in their emptiness.
-jim kolesar
acid is like a woman, a good one will eat right through your pants
-mel gibson as josh acid
"saturday night live"
no one's ever going to be really free until nerd persecution ends
-gilbert
"revenge of the nerds"
it's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the world
-stuwart smalley
"saturday night live"
cross a lawyer with the godfather,
he'll make you an offer you can't understand
-don henley
"gimme what you got"
the
artist creates out of pain
for he wants to overcome the pain in the process.
only the fool creates for the fun of it
-soslan khan aliatasi
the credit belongs to the
man who is actually in the arena...
who strives valiantly, who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and
spends himself in worthy causes, who, at best, knows
the triumph of high achievement and who, at worst, if he
fails, fails
while daring greatly so that his place shall never be with
those
cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat
-theodore roosevelt
you've got to rob to get rich in the reagan era
-nino brown
"new jack city"
right now, crack cocaine
is the
number one employer
of minorities in this country. that's capitalism!
-ice-t
it's easier to get a handgun than an education
-m-dog
capitalism is the process whereby democracy is transformed into fascism
-anonymous
the bigger the lie, the more people will believe it
-adolph hitler
we're going to smoke them out
- george w bush
on what we're going
to do to the taliban
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